You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

4.8

92 min

Cast

Coluche

as Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant

as La reine Madeleine

Anémone

as La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte

as Le bouffon

Michel Blanc

as Antremont

Roland Giraud

as Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot

as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin

as Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte

as Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel

as La reine de Flandre

Philippe Bruneau

as Le duc d'Ambise

Michel Puterflam

as Le radoteur

Philippe Manesse

as Philippe de Boynet

Christian Spillemaecker

as Christian de Boynet

Jacques Canselier

as L'excité

François Dyrek

as Le second tavernier

Jean-Louis Tristan

as Le troisième tavernier

Roger Riffard

as Père L'Auriot

Luis Rego

as Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

Fernand Guiot

as Le Belge

Véronique K. Colucci

as Une favorite du roi

Roberto

as Le nain

Christian Clavier

as Le conteur (voice)

Georges Adet

as Le vieux prisonnier

Georges Ass

as Un homme-assiette

Lucien Charbonnier

as Un homme-assiette

Louis Dubois

as Le pince-fesse

Robert Le Béal

as Un homme distingué

Ernest Menzer

as Un homme distingué

Bruno Moynot

as Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...

Jean-Jacques

as Le roi de Flandre

Director

Marc Monnet

Coluche