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Bernie
Bernie
In small-town Texas, affable and popular mortician Bernie Tiede strikes up a friendship with Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow well known for her sour attitude. When she becomes controlling and abusive, Bernie goes to great lengths to remove himself from her grasp.
rating
6.574
runtime
99 min

Release

2012-04-27

Cast

Jack Black
Jack Black
as Bernie Tiede
Shirley MacLaine
Shirley MacLaine
as Marjorie Nugent
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey
as Danny Buck Davidson
Brady Coleman
Brady Coleman
as Scrappy Holmes
Richard Robichaux
Richard Robichaux
as Lloyd Hornbuckle
Rick Dial
Rick Dial
as Don Leggett
Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith
as Sheriff Huckabee
Larry Jack Dotson
Larry Jack Dotson
as Rev. Woodard
Merrilee McCommas
Merrilee McCommas
as Molly
Mathew Greer
Mathew Greer
as Carl
Marjorie Dome
Marjorie Dome
as Townsperson
Tim Cariker
Tim Cariker
as Townsperson
Fern Luker
Fern Luker
as Townsperson
Jack Payne
Jack Payne
as Townsperson
Sonny Carl Davis
Sonny Carl Davis
as Townsperson
Chris Humphrey
Chris Humphrey
as Townsperson
Jesse Lucio
Jesse Lucio
as Mourner
Ann Reeves
Ann Reeves
as Townsperson
Kay Epperson
Kay Epperson
as Townsperson
Ira Bounds
Ira Bounds
as Townsperson
James Baker
James Baker
as Townsperson
Kay McConaughey
Kay McConaughey
as Townsperson
Kristi Youngblood
Kristi Youngblood
as Townsperson
Kenny Brevard
Kenny Brevard
as Townsperson
Margaret Bowman
Margaret Bowman
as Townsperson
Mollie Fuller
Mollie Fuller
as Townsperson
Tanja Givens
Tanja Givens
as Townsperson
Glenda Jones
Glenda Jones
as Townsperson
Travis Blevins
Travis Blevins
as Townsperson
Sylvia Froman
Sylvia Froman
as Townsperson
Martha Long
Martha Long
as Townsperson
Jo Perkins
Jo Perkins
as Townsperson
Reba Tarjick
Reba Tarjick
as Townsperson
Dale Dudley
Dale Dudley
as Townsperson
James Wilson
James Wilson
as Townsperson
Teresa Edwards
Teresa Edwards
as Townsperson
Billy Vaticalos
Billy Vaticalos
as Townsperson
Rob Anthony
Rob Anthony
as Townsperson
Tommy G. Kendrick
Tommy G. Kendrick
as Larry Brumley
Pam McDonald
Pam McDonald
as Townsperson
Kathy Gollmitzer
Kathy Gollmitzer
as Townsperson
Cozette McNeely
Cozette McNeely
as Townsperson
Richard Andrew Jones
Richard Andrew Jones
as Professor Fleming
Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey
as Friend of Deceased
Suzi McLaughlin
Suzi McLaughlin
as Mrs. Pebworth
Grant James
Grant James
as Mr. Estes
Juli Erickson
Juli Erickson
as Mrs. Estes
J.D. Young
J.D. Young
as Dwayne Nugent
Charlie m Stewart
Charlie m Stewart
as Dwayne Jr.
Joe Stevens
Joe Stevens
as Lewie
Raquel Gavia
Raquel Gavia
as Esmerelda
Amparo García
Amparo García
as Church Goer
Toby Metcalf
Toby Metcalf
as Oil Worker
Doug Moreland
Doug Moreland
as Chainsaw Artist
Edward Ji
Edward Ji
as Pianist
Jill C. Holmes
Jill C. Holmes
as Guys & Dolls Performer
David Blackwell
David Blackwell
as Mel
Gabriel Luna
Gabriel Luna
as Kevin
Deana Newcomb
Deana Newcomb
as Photographer
David Steakley
David Steakley
as Assistant Director
Peter Harrell Jr.
Peter Harrell Jr.
as Bank Manager
Joe Leroy Reynolds
Joe Leroy Reynolds
as Deputy Sheriff
Christian Stokes
Christian Stokes
as Truck Driver
John Hornbuckle
John Hornbuckle
as Generator Operator
Wray Crawford
Wray Crawford
as Sheriff's Deputy #2
Margaret Hoard
Margaret Hoard
as Café Waitress
Charles Allen Eskew
Charles Allen Eskew
as IRS Agent
Quita Culpepper
Quita Culpepper
as TV Reporter
Mona Lee Fultz
Mona Lee Fultz
as Cashier
Jerry Biggs
Jerry Biggs
as Judge
Robert Works
Robert Works
as Lead Juror
Chris Barfield
Chris Barfield
as Community Theater Group
Taylor Bryant
Taylor Bryant
as Community Theater Group
Colin Bevis
Colin Bevis
as Community Theater Group
Jacqui Bloom
Jacqui Bloom
as Community Theater Group
Joshua Denning
Joshua Denning
as Community Theater Group
Ellie Edwards
Ellie Edwards
as Community Theater Group
Alaina Flores
Alaina Flores
as Community Theater Group
Jennifer Foster
Jennifer Foster
as Community Theater Group
Leslie Hethcox
Leslie Hethcox
as Community Theater Group
Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill
as Community Theater Group
Berkley Jones
Berkley Jones
as Community Theater Group
Trevor McGinnis
Trevor McGinnis
as Community Theater Group
Mika Odom
Mika Odom
as Community Theater Group
Chell Parkins
Chell Parkins
as Community Theater Group
David Ponton
David Ponton
as Community Theater Group
Gray Randolph
Gray Randolph
as Community Theater Group
Rachel Hull-Ryde
Rachel Hull-Ryde
as Community Theater Group
Ian Saunders
Ian Saunders
as Community Theater Group
Madelyn Shaffer
Madelyn Shaffer
as Community Theater Group
Larissa Slota
Larissa Slota
as Community Theater Group
Daniel Rae Srivastava
Daniel Rae Srivastava
as Community Theater Group
Ellen Stader
Ellen Stader
as Community Theater Group
Lara Wright
Lara Wright
as Community Theater Group
Betty Andrews
Betty Andrews
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Marcia Bailey
Marcia Bailey
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Umpy Bechtol
Umpy Bechtol
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Nita Bouldin
Nita Bouldin
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Nellie Hickerson
Nellie Hickerson
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Jeanette Kloppe
Jeanette Kloppe
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Geraldine Miller
Geraldine Miller
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Sharon Rigsbee
Sharon Rigsbee
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Debbie Shaw
Debbie Shaw
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Flo Weiershausen
Flo Weiershausen
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Gina Wooten
Gina Wooten
as Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Gary Askins
Gary Askins
as Juror
Ben Bachelder
Ben Bachelder
as Juror
Meredith Beal
Meredith Beal
as Juror
Stacey Bruck
Stacey Bruck
as Juror
Michelle Briscoe
Michelle Briscoe
as Juror
Lesa Brooks
Lesa Brooks
as Juror
Gayla Bruce
Gayla Bruce
as Juror
Brenda Bunton
Brenda Bunton
as Juror
Kristi Copeland
Kristi Copeland
as Juror
Jeff Davis
Jeff Davis
as Juror
Orion Gallagher
Orion Gallagher
as Juror
Kenneth C. Liverman
Kenneth C. Liverman
as Juror
Linda Rudwick
Linda Rudwick
as Juror
Mary Stifflemire
Mary Stifflemire
as Juror
Richard Linklater
Richard Linklater
as Deadbeat Dad (uncredited)
Valerie Frazee
Valerie Frazee
as Robin (uncredited)
Veronica Orosco
Veronica Orosco
as Church Patron (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Gary Teague
as Neighborhood Onlooker (uncredited)
Heath Allyn
Heath Allyn
as Mortuary Student (uncredited)
Cheryl Bond Danks
Cheryl Bond Danks
as Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Fred Bothwell
Fred Bothwell
as Mourner (uncredited)
Gene Cervenka
Gene Cervenka
as Grim Reaper - Prison Guard (uncredited)
Rebecca Chulew
Rebecca Chulew
as Upscale Shopper / Pageant Attendee (uncredited)
Erik Collins
Erik Collins
as Sheriff Deputy #3 (uncredited)
Franky Coronado
Franky Coronado
as Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Randy Coy
Randy Coy
as Hard Body Onlooker (uncredited)
Wendy Crouse
Wendy Crouse
as Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Daniel B. Davis
Daniel B. Davis
as Townsperson (uncredited)
Richard Dodwell
Richard Dodwell
as Church Attendee (uncredited)
June Griffin Garcia
June Griffin Garcia
as Parisian Diner (uncredited)
Paul Heckmann
Paul Heckmann
as Carthaginian Resident (uncredited)
Stephen C. Kerr
Stephen C. Kerr
as The Corpse (uncredited)
Robert H. Lambert
Robert H. Lambert
as Courtroom Witness (uncredited)
Rudi Lee
Rudi Lee
as Grieving Widow (uncredited)
Floyd Lloyd
Floyd Lloyd
as Funeral Home Patron (uncredited)
Kevin Machate
Kevin Machate
as Federal Agent (uncredited)
Patrick Martin Jr.
Patrick Martin Jr.
as TV News Cameraman (uncredited)
Timothy McKinney
Timothy McKinney
as Small Deputy (uncredited)
Caroline McNeil
Caroline McNeil
as Mourner (uncredited)
Earl Nottingham
Earl Nottingham
as Courthouse Vendor (uncredited)
Mitchell Rad
Mitchell Rad
as Press Photographer (uncredited)
Angelita Aronce Sorensen
Angelita Aronce Sorensen
as Courtroom Visitor (uncredited)
Heath Young
Heath Young
as Photographer / Churchgoer (uncredited)
Daniel Zubiate
Daniel Zubiate
as Action News Cameraman (uncredited)
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Bernie is a really fun and enjoyable dark comedy, starring Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. This is actually the true story of what happened between a purely good man and a purely evil woman. Jack Black plays Bernie Tiede, an assistant undertaker in the small town of Carthage, Texas. He is loved by everybody for his pure-hearted character, his sympathy for every person he comes across and his willingness to help everyone who needs it in any way, shape or form. He's just such a good guy, you almost wouldn't believe it if not for the fact that this character is based on an actual person. And then there's Marjorie Nugent, played by Shirley MacLaine. She is his polar opposite, as hated as Bernie is loved. She is the widow of some rich oil baron, and she is just the most mean and spiteful woman you could ever fear to meet. Everyone in town absolutely hates her guts, and there's no one who would be sorry to see her go... Then comes the day when these two people meet and – all due to Bernie's good nature – form an unlikely friendship. Until about two years later when Marjorie's true personality rears its ugly head and even Bernie can't stand her abuse any longer, when he is reduced to her personal slave and whipping boy. And what no one believed possible, happens... He kills her. (don't worry, that's not a spoiler, that's the story line.) What follows is the strange lengths Bernie attempts to go to, in order to cover up his crime. What makes this film work so well is mostly the subtle humour of it. Director Richard Linklater thankfully didn't choose to make this into the hysterical, caricature of a comedy it easily could have been. Something that really adds to the authenticity of the film is the use of actual Carthage townsfolk, providing commentary on the events in documentary-like interview scenes. This really is a perfect move on the director's part, because it makes the 'acting' completely real and spontaneous. I really like Jack Black, but in this case, I'm somewhat glad he left his crazy mannerisms and facial expressions at the door, in order to just play this character true-to-form. He actually acts, rather than just playing another silly, typical "Jack Black character". I always love watching Shirley MacLaine in a mean and vile role such as this one, and in 'Bernie', she plays it to a T once again. Imagine her character in 'Steel Magnolia's' and then multiply it by ten. That's what you get here and it's an absolute joy to watch. Matthew McConaughey plays the county sheriff, dead-set on burning Bernie for his crime. I'm usually not too fond of him, but his role in 'Bernie' is pretty funny and he plays it well. He seems to be the only person in town who thinks it's bad what happened to Marjorie. That's another really funny aspect to this story – the fact that everybody involved just loves Bernie so much and really hates Marjorie to the bone, that they all seem to take his side in the matter. You might feel like I'm just throwing spoilers at you here, but pretty much the whole story is told in hindsight and flashbacks, so there are no real secretes or mysteries unveiled. Then what's the point of watching, you might ask, if I already know everything that's going to happen from the get-go? The point is the enjoyment you'll get from watching these events unfold. The actors are all really well cast, and they play their roles with a certain flair that makes them instantly likable. The dialogue is clever and witty, and like I mentioned earlier, the combination of event re-enactment and documentary-like interviews, is a winning ticket and 'Bernie's' major selling point. The story is well constructed, as is the chronology of how it unfolds. Basically, it's just very well-made, and it definitely would have deserved a little more credit. But then again, this film also kind of has a "small budget/small audience" feel to it, so that might explain why it practically went unnoticed at the box office. It's just a shame that charming little comedies like 'Bernie' always get overlooked when stuff like 'The Hangover' and the like get multi-million dollar appraisal. All I can hope for is that 'Bernie' gathers its own DVD-fan base, because it's certainly worth it. Watch this film if you're in the mood a darkly hilarious comedy that has its heart in the right place. Oh, and stick around for the credits, where you can see pictures of the actual Bernie and Marjorie, and footage of Bernie and Jack Black talking, which is a fun addition. All in all, a highly recommended film! _(October 2012)_