Minty the Assassin

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

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80 min

Cast

Elina Madison

as Minty

Anthony Ray Parker

as Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor

as Double Delicious

Chip Joslin

as Dr. Brain Bender

Jacki R. Chan

as Molly Leviathan

Hawk Younkins

as Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

as Zen Cowboy

David A. Lockhart

as Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak

as Cute Postal Woman

Jade English

as Hot Security Guard

McKay Stewart

as Sensational Ninja

Elan Hom

as Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)

Director

Eugene Baldovino