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Cheaper by the Dozen
Cheaper by the Dozen
This remake of the beloved classic follows the raucous exploits of a blended family of 12, the Bakers, as they navigate a hectic home life while simultaneously managing their family business.
rating
6.357
runtime
107 min

Release

2022-03-18

Cast

Gabrielle Union
Gabrielle Union
as Zoey Baker
Zach Braff
Zach Braff
as Paul Baker
Erika Christensen
Erika Christensen
as Kate
Timon Kyle Durrett
Timon Kyle Durrett
as Dom Clayton
Journee Brown
Journee Brown
as Deja
Andre Robinson
Andre Robinson
as DJ
Caylee Blosenski
Caylee Blosenski
as Harley
Aryan Simhadri
Aryan Simhadri
as Hare$h
Leo Abelo Perry
Leo Abelo Perry
as Luca
Mykal-Michelle Harris
Mykal-Michelle Harris
as Luna
Christian Cote
Christian Cote
as Bailey
Sebastian Cote
Sebastian Cote
as Bronx
Luke Prael
Luke Prael
as Seth
Kylie Rogers
Kylie Rogers
as Ella
Brittany Daniel
Brittany Daniel
as Melanie
Cynthia Daniel
Cynthia Daniel
as Michele
Simeon Daise
Simeon Daise
as Chris
Alijah Francis
Alijah Francis
as Drag Race Announcer
Cynthia Murell
Cynthia Murell
as Paul's Sister
Kyrie McAlpin
Kyrie McAlpin
as 8 Year Old Deja
Nicole Kornet
Nicole Kornet
as Calabasas Player
Carlos Santos
Carlos Santos
as Basketball Announcer
Bryce Adam Brown
Bryce Adam Brown
as Nerdy Friend #1
Lauren Gaw
Lauren Gaw
as Caylx Receptionist
Nancy Harding
Nancy Harding
as Real Estate Agent
Sierra Swartz
Sierra Swartz
as Kimmy Baron
David St. James
David St. James
as Steve Security Guard
Abby Elliott
Abby Elliott
as Tricia
Jake T. Getman
Jake T. Getman
as Friendly Student
Matthew Bellows
Matthew Bellows
as Calabasas Coach
June Diane Raphael
June Diane Raphael
as Anne
Lola Raie
Lola Raie
as Talia
Erika Medina
Erika Medina
as Karen Pool Club Mom
Karen Armstrong
Karen Armstrong
as School Receptionist
John O'Brien
John O'Brien
as Principal
Annie Tezuka
Annie Tezuka
as Female Shopper
Christina Anthony
Christina Anthony
as Airline Attendant
Rafael Cabrera
Rafael Cabrera
as Neighborhood Man
Ron Funches
Ron Funches
as Seth's Neighbor
Jacob Sandler
Jacob Sandler
as Mean Kid #1
David VIllar
David VIllar
as Bert the Birdman
Niam Saharan
Niam Saharan
as 3 Year Old Haresh
Elias Murphy
Elias Murphy
as 3 Year Old DJ
Annalyn Black
Annalyn Black
as 4 Year Old Harley
Logan Sigston
Logan Sigston
as Town Car Driver
LaTonya Swann
LaTonya Swann
as Dancer
Yorelis Apolinario
Yorelis Apolinario
as Dancer
Emilie Bezler
Emilie Bezler
as Dancer
Taylor Thomas
Taylor Thomas
as Dancer
Mykell Wilson
Mykell Wilson
as Dancer
Jacob Marc Dimenstein
Jacob Marc Dimenstein
as Dancer
Joe Slaughter
Joe Slaughter
as Dancer
Asiel Hardison
Asiel Hardison
as Dancer
Mark Jirgis
Mark Jirgis
as Baby Haresh
Bryan Kreutz
Bryan Kreutz
as Pompous Pool Dad (uncredited)
Teddy Day
Teddy Day
as Water Gun Kid (uncredited)
Mathew Trent Hunnicutt
Mathew Trent Hunnicutt
as Neighbor (uncredited)

Director

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Unfortunately... rather bad. <em>'Cheaper by the Dozen'</em> undoubtedly has its heart in the right place but what a mess of an execution, they basically come up with as many messages as possible and cram them together - but there's one problem, they forgot the glue! It's just a sequence of points, as it culminates with a woeful, forced family drama. The cast make it slightly more watchable than it would've otherwise been, I will say that - they aren't great, but are predominantly hindered by the lame dialogue and yawnful character development. Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union are a solid pairing, while Mykal-Michelle Harris and Leo A. Perry are the pick of the younger lot - I would've liked to have seen more of their characters, as those two definitely had the best comedic timing of the kids. Others I note: <em>'<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talking_Dead" rel="nofollow">Talking Dead</a>'</em> favourite Ron Funches and <em>'<a href="https://letterboxd.com/film/white-chicks/" rel="nofollow">White Chicks</a>'</em> alum Brittany Daniel. The only hero from this 2022 flick? Larry Sims. That dude went ham on Union's hair - I've never noticed a character go through so many hairstyles before! Hope he got paid enough. I feel a tiny bit bad for disliking something that tries to come out meaningful, but man this is a cringefest. If you want a film adaptation of the 1948 novel, I'd recommend the <a href="https://letterboxd.com/film/cheaper-by-the-dozen-2003/" rel="nofollow">2003 remake</a> with Steve Martin.