Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

5

88 min

Cast

Robin Askwith

as Timmy Lea

Anthony Booth

as Sid Noggett

Doris Hare

as Mrs. Lea

Bill Maynard

as Mr. Walter Lea

Sheila White

as Rosie Noggett

Colin Crompton

as Fred Roughage

Liz Fraser

as Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk

Linda Hayden

as Brigitte Dubois

John Junkin

as Mr. William Whitemonk

Lance Percival

as Lionel

Nicola Blackman

as Blackbird

Nicholas Bond-Owen

as Kevin

Caroline Ellis

as Glad

Sue Upton

as Reen

Penny Meredith

as Married Woman

David Auker

as Alberto Smarmi

Mike Savage

as Kevin's Dad

Janet Edis

as Kevin's Mum

Deborah Brayshaw

as Go Cart Girl

Kim Hardy

as Announcer

John Bryant

as Young Man

Charlie Stewart

as Piper

Carrie Jones

as Bikini Girl

Julia Bond

as Bikini Girl

Betty Hare

as Mourner

Winifred Braemar

as Mourner

Bertie Hare

as Mourner

Margot Field

as Mrs. Dimwiddy

Marianne Stone

as Waitress

Leonard Woodrow

as Chaplain

Lauri Lupino Lane

as Mayor

Ingrid Bower

as Holiday Maker

Robert Booth

as Holiday Maker

Michael Segal

as Holiday Maker

Matt Kilroy

as Chauffeur

Jake Cooper

as Jason Noggett

Bill Hemmings

as Sunbather (uncredited)

Miriam Margolyes

as Blackbird (voice) (uncredited)

Henry Roberts

as Sunbather (uncredited)

Pam Rose

as Sunbather / Holiday Host (uncredited)

Terry Sartain

as Barman (uncredited)

Director

Norman Cohen