I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.

4

16 min

Cast

Jay Lacopo

as The Director

Karla Montana

as The Actress / Sandy

Johanna McCloy

as The Roomate / Martha

Robert Koch

as Producer #1

Tommy Hinkley

as Producer #2

Harry Victor

as Producer #3

Marilyn Pitzer

as Casting Director

Harvey Stephens

as Casting Assistant

Ellie Valleau

as The Wife

María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa

as Hispanic Actress

Director

Ben Affleck