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The Brand New Testament
The Brand New Testament
God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...
rating
6.641
runtime
114 min

Release

2015-09-02

Cast

Pili Groyne
Pili Groyne
as Ea
Benoît Poelvoorde
Benoît Poelvoorde
as God
Yolande Moreau
Yolande Moreau
as God's Wife
Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Deneuve
as Martine
François Damiens
François Damiens
as François
Serge Larivière
Serge Larivière
as Marc
Didier De Neck
Didier De Neck
as Jean-Claude
Laura Verlinden
Laura Verlinden
as Aurélie
Romain Gelin
Romain Gelin
as Willy
Marco Lorenzini
Marco Lorenzini
as Victor
Johan Heldenbergh
Johan Heldenbergh
as The Priest
Anna Tenta
Anna Tenta
as Xenia, l'Allemande
David Murgia
David Murgia
as Jésus Christ
Gaspard Pauwels
Gaspard Pauwels
as Kevin
Bilal Aya
Bilal Aya
as Philippe
Johan Leysen
Johan Leysen
as Martine's Husband
Dominique Abel
Dominique Abel
as Adam
Lola Pauwels
Lola Pauwels
as Eve
Sandrine Laroche
Sandrine Laroche
as Catherine
Louis Durant
Louis Durant
as Marc (9 years old)
Jean Luc Piraux
Jean Luc Piraux
as Willy's Father
Anne-Pascale Clairembourg
Anne-Pascale Clairembourg
as Willy's Mother
Alice van Dormael
Alice van Dormael
as Journalist
Caroline Lambert
Caroline Lambert
as Journalist
Jérôme Varanfrain
Jérôme Varanfrain
as Journalist
Aïssatou Diop
Aïssatou Diop
as The Nurse
Armand Van Dormael
Armand Van Dormael
as Le nongénaire
Viviane de Muynck
Viviane de Muynck
as La mère de Georges
Pascal Duquenne
Pascal Duquenne
as Georges
Hervé Sogne
Hervé Sogne
as Le chef des loubards
Kody Kim
Kody Kim
as L'homme qui vivra le plus longtemps
Besnik Limani
Besnik Limani
as Le sans-papiers
Michèle-Anne De Mey
Michèle-Anne De Mey
as Andrée
Jean-François Wolff
Jean-François Wolff
as Médecin Willy
Norbert Rutili
Norbert Rutili
as Le généticien
Luc Schiltz
Luc Schiltz
as Médecin hôpital
Harry Cleven
Harry Cleven
as Passant micro-trottoir
Jean-Henri Compère
Jean-Henri Compère
as Musicien hélicon
Tom Audenaert
Tom Audenaert
as Maquettiste
George Nixon
George Nixon
as Clochard métro
Ivone Semedo
Ivone Semedo
as Maman hôpital
Christian Magnani
Christian Magnani
as Publicité pompes funèbres
Tom Canivet
Tom Canivet
as François (8 ans)
Clara Gunzig
Clara Gunzig
as La cousine de François
Agatha Eleanor Masson
Agatha Eleanor Masson
as La fille des Allemands
Nora Young
Nora Young
as Aurélie enfant
Anne-Marie Loop
Anne-Marie Loop
as Femme wasserette
Fabien Zeimes
Fabien Zeimes
as Jean-Claude enfant
Gabriel Boisante
Gabriel Boisante
as Ambulancier
Charlie Degotte
Charlie Degotte
as Professeur de hockey
Thérèse Kobankaya
Thérèse Kobankaya
as Prostituée
Diego Dalmans
Diego Dalmans
as Le fils de François
Hannah Gunzig
Hannah Gunzig
as Petite fille boulangerie
Eiaël Lefranq Binon
Eiaël Lefranq Binon
as Willy (6 ans)
Nora Alberdi Perez
Nora Alberdi Perez
as Danseuse main
Kiko Mirales
Kiko Mirales
as Le gorille
Tanguy De Backer
Tanguy De Backer
as Sans abri devant l'église
Elsa Houben
Elsa Houben
as La fille du coiffeur
Julien Jakout
Julien Jakout
as Pianiste sur la plage
Cyril Perrin
Cyril Perrin
as Doublure lumière Benoît Poelvoorde
Jaco Van Dormael
Jaco Van Dormael
as L'automobiliste qui n'a plus que 0 seconde à vivre
Elisa Echevaria Menendez
Elisa Echevaria Menendez
as Kathy
REVIEWS
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Rangan

> Re-editing the god's creation. I was looking forward for this since it was from one of my favourite directors who is a very unique storyteller. This is a fantasy and a black comedy from Belgium that was chosen to represent the country in the last Oscars. This is where the critics overtake the film fanatic to like it more. It is a theme that revolves on what would you do if you get a power to write the laws of the nature. A complicated topic, because loopholes are inevitable, but the writer and director did not care much about that and narrated the tale what they just wanted to tell. The story centres on an arrogant and abusive father who is also the creator the universe, especially the designer of the lives on the earth and this tale takes place in the Belgian capital, Brussels. When his bored and concerned daughter Ea, runs away from home to re-edit his creation as advised by her brother JC, he goes after her to ensure everything stay as he had planned. In an unexpected confrontation between father and daughter, in the end who is going to be victorious is the rest of the narration. Remember, there is a post credit scene, which opens the door for a possible sequel, but I don't think that'll happen. > > "Giving men knowledge of their own death... Crazy!" It was a beautiful concept, but I don't think I liked the entire narration, though some of the parts were very interesting. Since it was a fantasy, logics are not required, but the lack of the basic explanation was the setback if you're a broad minded. This film is for the simple minds, especially after knowing the theme you should not anticipate a genuine tale with great adventure and stunts, particularly not visual extravaganza. It was kind of a drama-adventure, something like entering the world that created by you and experiencing all by yourself the positives and negatives of it. Somewhat it was a fun, so definitely not a bad film, but I felt it should have been a lot more than that. Kind of a missed opportunity and falls into a simplicity. All the actors were good, especially the little girl. But I think it's not suitable for the children on the ground of a film character who is associated with sex related stuff, hence it got a few brief nudes. The God character was awesome, even though his acts are predictable I enjoyed the comedies delivered by him. The Ea's undertaking was more a serious and which tries to relate with the Chritianity, especially 'The Last Supper' after her decision to help a few selected people down in the earth over billions. All the above it was barely a magical film, so that's where you've to compromise than to expect crazy stuffs out of it. So in my opinion, it was not delightful as it looks nor the best work of this talented director, but a decent 2 hour long film. 6/10

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Geronimo1967

Next time you are asked to name some famous Belgians, you can add God to the list. He (Benoît Poelvoorde) is a bit of a slob though and lives with his long-suffering wife (Yolanda Moreau) and daughter "Ea" (Pili Groyne). Their son "JC" has moved out and despite his mother's longings, they've lost touch. Now this deity loves nothing more than to cause misery to both mankind and his family, and this irks young "Ea" into doing something about it. She uses his computer to send a message to everyone on earth telling them how long they have left to live - in the hope that is will completely ruin her father's credibility. Not content with that, she decides to recruit half a dozen modern day apostles to change his philosophy a little. To that end she climbs into their washing machine (that's their physical conduit to earth) and sets about recruiting her new friends. Her encounter with the vagrant "Victor" (Marco Lorenzini) makes for a good start as she encounters the whole gamut of society from rich to poor, happy and healthy to anything but, and it turns out that she has quite a decent amount of her own humanity to dispense as the comedy gathers pace and delivers really quiet well. It is satire at it's irreverent best offering a personification of God that could hardly be more different from that put forward by the church, and the surreal nature of some of the characterisations is really quite funny. A glowing fish that just wants to return to the sea; Catherine Deneuve finds new love in a seriously unlikely place; there's some walking on water and when her dad comes after her, well there are some frustrations for him too as he realises that he has no superpowers down amongst the great unwashed. Star of the film? Well that has to be "Kevin" (Gaspard Pauwels) whose message telling him he has 60-odd years left to go encourages him to do just about anything reckless and stupid fearlessly - boy is he in for a shock. Groyne delivers well here as does Thomas Gunzig's writing and whilst it's not exactly sacrilegious, it does ridicule nicely people's psychological dependency on the existence of and belief in an higher power. It's whimsical not spiritual.