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Stuck on You
Stuck on You
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
rating
5.348
runtime
119 min

Release

2003-12-10

Genres

Cast

Matt Damon
Matt Damon
as Bob
Greg Kinnear
Greg Kinnear
as Walt
Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes
as April
Wen Yann Shih
Wen Yann Shih
as May
Pat Crawford Brown
Pat Crawford Brown
as Mimmy
Ray 'Rocket' Valliere
Ray 'Rocket' Valliere
as Rocket
Tommy Songin
Tommy Songin
as Tommy
Terence Bernie Hines
Terence Bernie Hines
as Moe
Cher
Cher
as Cher
Jackie Flynn
Jackie Flynn
as Howard
Seymour Cassel
Seymour Cassel
as Morty O'Reilly
Griffin Dunne
Griffin Dunne
as Griffin Dunne
Bridget Tobin
Bridget Tobin
as Vineyard Cutie
Danny Murphy
Danny Murphy
as Dicky
Malcolm G. Chase Jr.
Malcolm G. Chase Jr.
as Vineyard Buddy
Steve Cerrone
Steve Cerrone
as Dart in Head Guy
Docky
Docky
as Short-Fused Geezer
Will Coogan
Will Coogan
as Eddie
Skyler Stone
Skyler Stone
as George
Leslie Monroe
Leslie Monroe
as Vineyard Patron
Mike Cerrone
Mike Cerrone
as Hockey Stud
Michael Lee Merrins
Michael Lee Merrins
as Umpire #1
Jonathan Cauff
Jonathan Cauff
as Umpire #2
Sean Gildea
Sean Gildea
as Baseball Coach
Michael Callan
Michael Callan
as Fox Prexy
Dane Cook
Dane Cook
as Officer Fraioli
Steve Tyler
Steve Tyler
as Officer Reney
Peter Dante
Peter Dante
as Officer Hill
Benjamin Koldyke
Benjamin Koldyke
as Officer Johnson
Jessica Cauffiel
Jessica Cauffiel
as Bar Hottie
Roger Fan
Roger Fan
as Executive #1
Jennifer Burnham
Jennifer Burnham
as Executive #2
Elaine Curtis
Elaine Curtis
as Cher's Assistant
Gary Valentine
Gary Valentine
as Wes
Mariann Neary
Mariann Neary
as Purse Babe #1
Terez Kocsis
Terez Kocsis
as Purse Babe #2
Ben Carson
Ben Carson
as Head Surgeon
Sayed Badreya
Sayed Badreya
as Assisting Surgeon
Hillary Matthews
Hillary Matthews
as Nurse's Aide
Dan Geraci
Dan Geraci
as Handsome Hospital Orderly
Bob Mone
Bob Mone
as Hospital Heartthrob
Brian Mone
Brian Mone
as Tall Man
Catherine McCord
Catherine McCord
as Jogger Babe #1
Kelly Albanese
Kelly Albanese
as Jogger Babe #2
Paulina Neely
Paulina Neely
as Jogger Babe #3
Daniel Greene
Daniel Greene
as Mr. Tourist
Brian Hayes Currie
Brian Hayes Currie
as Laughing Director
Tracy Ashton
Tracy Ashton
as Casting Agent #2
Ellen Jacoby
Ellen Jacoby
as Casting Agent #7
Doug Jones
Doug Jones
as Space Alien #2
Lin Shaye
Lin Shaye
as Makeup Babe
Johnny Cicco
Johnny Cicco
as Porno Director
Juliet Cariaga
Juliet Cariaga
as Marianna Trench
Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
as Beaze Security Guard
Googy Gress
Googy Gress
as Pete Peterson
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
as Jay Leno
Gene Feldman
Gene Feldman
as Beaze Assistant Director
Kiele Sanchez
Kiele Sanchez
as Pepper Spray Cutie
Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson
as Luke Wilson
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
as Double Bubble Casting Agent
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
as Computer Geek #1
Lawyer Milloy
Lawyer Milloy
as Computer Geek #2
George Christy
George Christy
as Beaze Stagehand
Stephen Saux
Stephen Saux
as Drive-by Heckler
Tracey Ruggiero
Tracey Ruggiero
as Barney's Waitress
Rhona Mitra
Rhona Mitra
as Bus Stop Bombshell
Ashley B. Howard
Ashley B. Howard
as Blonde Double Bubble Babe
Monika Kramlik
Monika Kramlik
as Brunette Double Bubble Babe
Adam Shankman
Adam Shankman
as Choreographer / Waiter
Cam Neely
Cam Neely
as MV Hockey Player
Lisa Ratzin
Lisa Ratzin
as Dancer #3
Apple Farrelly
Apple Farrelly
as LA Restaurant Patron
Remy Thorne
Remy Thorne
as MV Sideline Fan
Troy Brown
Troy Brown
as Pro Golf Tour Caddy
Ryan Biegel
Ryan Biegel
as Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience
Frankie Muniz
Frankie Muniz
as Frankie Muniz (uncredited)
Deborah Smith Ford
Deborah Smith Ford
as Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Mary Hart
Mary Hart
as Mary Hart (uncredited)
Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep
as Meryl Streep (uncredited)
Bella Thorne
Bella Thorne
as MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
as Jesse Ventura (uncredited)
Fernanda Lima
Fernanda Lima
as Fernanda Lima (uncredited)
Zachary Woodlee
Zachary Woodlee
as Dancer #1
Clem Franek
Clem Franek
as Meryl Streep's Posse
Michael Burton
Michael Burton
as Beaze Executive
Thomas Jordan
Thomas Jordan
as Rising Star Squatter (as Tommy Jordan)
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Kamurai

Decent watch at best, could watch again, and can recommend. I'm a fan of Matt Damon, but not so much Greg Kinnear, though both are clearly quality actors. This movie is extremely charming, and very well written and produced. It is obvious that they knew they had a contentious concept and needed to create something that deals with it carefully and tastefully. As an idea that, "oh, they can't get away from each other!" is funny short term, like if they were glued together on accident ("Family Guy"), but as the sadness of the reality sets in they try to compete with overly ridiculous scenarios that wouldn't happen in real life and try to swing the odd situations as beneficial. As that becomes obviously untrue, the sadness of it sets back in and is doubled by the idea of being permanently stuck with someone so wildly different that you. If you can look past reality, then there is a lot of good humor in here, and a really touching love story crossed with a story of ambition versus family. Other than funny, this movie feels like it tries to be too many things, but that comes from having two wildly different characters each pursuing their own stories. There's just a lot of overhead. There are a lot of problems with the movie, but it's uniquely charming, and there just aren't many conjoined twin stories.