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Polyester
Polyester
Blessed with a keen sense of smell and cursed with a philandering pornographer husband, a parasitic mother, and a pair of delinquent children, the long-suffering Francine Fishpaw turns to the bottle as her life falls apart -- until deliverance appears in the form of a hunk named Todd Tomorrow. Originally screened with "Odorama" scratch and sniff cards so the audience could (at their own risk) smell along with the film.
rating
7.011
runtime
86 min

Release

1981-05-29

Cast

Divine
Divine
as Francine Fishpaw
Tab Hunter
Tab Hunter
as Todd Tomorrow
Edith Massey
Edith Massey
as Cuddles Kovinsky
David Samson
David Samson
as Elmer Fishpaw
Mary Garlington
Mary Garlington
as Lu-Lu Fishpaw
Ken King
Ken King
as Dexter Fishpaw
Mink Stole
Mink Stole
as Sandra Sullivan
Joni Ruth White
Joni Ruth White
as La Rue
Hans Kramm
Hans Kramm
as Heintz
Stiv Bators
Stiv Bators
as Bo-Bo Belsinger
Rick Breitenfeld
Rick Breitenfeld
as Dr. Arnold Quackenshaw
Michael Watson
Michael Watson
as Freddy Ashton
Derek Neal
Derek Neal
as Pimp
Jean Hill
Jean Hill
as Gospel Bus Hijacker
Jim Hill
Jim Hill
as Picket Reporter
Mary Vivian Pearce
Mary Vivian Pearce
as Nun A
Sharon Niesp
Sharon Niesp
as Nun B
Cookie Mueller
Cookie Mueller
as Betty Lalinski
Marina Melin
Marina Melin
as Supermarket Victim
Susan Lowe
Susan Lowe
as Mall Victim
Tom Diventi
Tom Diventi
as Bo-Bo's Friend
George Hulse
George Hulse
as School Principal
Tony Parkham
Tony Parkham
as Teenage Witness
Paul Holland
Paul Holland
as Pizza Man Lover
Alberto Panella
Alberto Panella
as Pizza Man 2
Frank Tamburo
Frank Tamburo
as Pizza Man 3
Nancy Morgan
Nancy Morgan
as Alcoholic Leader
Keats Smith
Keats Smith
as Boutique Saleslady
Gordon Kamka
Gordon Kamka
as Detective A
David Klein
David Klein
as Detective B
George Stover
George Stover
as Press A
Steve Yeager
Steve Yeager
as Press B
Marv Egoff
Marv Egoff
as Press C
John De La Vega
John De La Vega
as Press D
Chuck Yeaton
Chuck Yeaton
as Hospital Reporter
George Udell
George Udell
as Jewish Man
Mrs. Horner
Mrs. Horner
as Oriential Woman
Katie Casey
Katie Casey
as Nurse
Gail Kondylas
Gail Kondylas
as Pregnant Girl
Judith Klein
Judith Klein
as Woman Clipping Nails
Alan Hauser
Alan Hauser
as Deb Announcer
Garey Lambert
Garey Lambert
as Abortion Picketer
Lynda Lambert
Lynda Lambert
as Abortion Picketer
Dorothy Braundy
Dorothy Braundy
as Abortion Picketer
George Figgs
George Figgs
as Abortion Picketer
Leo Braudy
Leo Braudy
as Abortion Picketer
Pat Figgs
Pat Figgs
as Abortion Picketer
Joan Insley
Joan Insley
as Abortion Picketer
Sam Insley
Sam Insley
as Abortion Picketer
Brook Yeaton
Brook Yeaton
as Porno Picketer
Jonah Klein
Jonah Klein
as Porno Picketer
Kitty Samson
Kitty Samson
as Porno Picketer
Stuart Rome
Stuart Rome
as Porno Picketer
Paula Rome
Paula Rome
as Porno Picketer
Steve Waters
Steve Waters
as Porno Picketer
Treva Barnes
Treva Barnes
as Porno Picketer
Sharon Waters
Sharon Waters
as Porno Picketer
Anne Mallory
Anne Mallory
as Porno Picketer
John Allen
John Allen
as Porno Picketer
Jay Allen
Jay Allen
as Porno Picketer
Tommy Allen
Tommy Allen
as Porno Picketer
Hilary Aidus
Hilary Aidus
as Porno Picketer
Joan Erbe
Joan Erbe
as Porno Picketer

Director

REVIEWS
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Geronimo1967

Remember the sensation that was "Smellyvision"? Well armed with a card which had ten different smells concealed under some silver foil spots, we set off to watch the escapades of the "Fishpaw" family. Divine is on good form as "Francine", the much put upon wife of serial womaniser "Elmer" (David Sampson) and mother to "Lulu" (Mary Garlington) and her wayward brother "Dexter" (Ken King). Her well-to-do suburban life all starts to come crashing down when her husband's soft-porn cinema attracts some local attention - of the wrong sort; the daughter manages to become pregnant with the help of a local thug and the son, well he has a rather weird foot-fetish that involves stamping heavily on any feet that take his fancy. It's all going pear shaped marvellously well for her until the hunky and charming "Todd" (Tab Hunter) offers her a dreamboat opportunity to escape the tortures of her family life. It's great fun, this - the characterisations are no deeper than a puddle but the pace at which John Waters keeps the mayhem and mischief coming thick and fast with plenty of humour that is entertaining, though admittedly a bit puerile and basic at times, manages to parody effectively quite a few more serious American comedy films made in the late 1970s. It's short, sweet and well worth a gander if you have 90 minutes and you even get on-screen instructions as when to scratch and sniff!!